please pass the salt btw i dont love you anymore haven't for the last three years i'd like out anything to add to the shopping list i'll move into the spare room we can be housemates after all we have both been good parents lovely dinner dear thanks for cooking what you not very hungry lost your appeitite well that's understandable bit of a shock i say best this way love you'll thank me in the end you see it's like a balance sheet what i'm getting is a lot less than what i'm putting in don't go upsetting yourself now marriages break up all the time you see

I promised Absolution I'd try a haiku.... Silence. Stony glares. I love her, I'm leaving you. A knife in my

Never believed in Love at first sight Till that moment You swarmed into My council squat All dressed in black Hat briefcase accessorised Flowing mackintosh in tow Happiness and Laughter Glided in unseen And I knew Never believed A heart could break Till deadly silent You looked me in the eye Calmly announcing the Death of our marriage Withdrawal of your love And my heart splintered How was it that Anti-Cupid was on the prowl And I did not see So I sit amongst the wrecks of our vows Torn wedding photos strewn Trust has died Happiness flown out of the