I found out about my wife's affair. Talk about a killer blow! I had been out with a mate to the pub for a quiet drink which had turned into a full blown drinking session, staggering out of the pub at midnight and getting a kebab on the way home. The drinking session was an unusual occurence - it had used to happen every couple of months and then no booze at all in between. I got home and got into bed with my wife. My wife had gone to sleep with the TV on and I felt around under the pillows for the remote control to turn it off. I didn't find the remote control, but I found a mobile phone I didn't know existed. Even though I was drunk, I knew this phone meant trouble, but I was too pis*ed to do anything about it. I hid it down my side of the bed and fell asleep. I woke up about an hour later and realised I had to look at the phone, so I grabbed the phone, pretended I was going to be sick, ran to the bathroom and locked the door. I made all the sick noises in case she had heard me, but there was no other sound. I realised she hadn't heard me, nor had our two children. I opened the flip phone up and looked at the messages. There were 50 from a man called Andy who was declaring his un dying love for my wife. I was shocked. Andy was very helpful with some of his text messages, as every Friday he would send her a text which was a weekly anniversary of when they had met and so I knew exactly when they had met. It had been going on for 14 weeks. I was just numb and shocked. I didn't cry. I kept on reading the text messages over and over again. The one that got me was one sent three hours ago. My wife and I were due to go to a friends birthday party 200 miles away the next day. The offensive text said 'whilst you are in the car with him, I won't mind if you tell him to fuck off as you have found someone who loves you more than he ever can'.