A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.
"Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over £300!"
"I earned it hiking," replied the boy.
"Hiking??? Come on son, tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?"
"It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr Burns from the bank would come over to see Mum. He'd give me a £20 note and tell me to take a hike"!

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The Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
Kids are asked questions about marriage...and, OH! how they answered Enjoy!!

How do you decide who to marry?

• "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10

• "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10

What is the right age to get married?

• "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

If you can laugh at any of these then i have achieved my goal for the day!

have a good one,

Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.

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"Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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There are two times when a man doesn't