The liquid inside  young coconuts can be used as a substitute  for Blood plasma.  

No  piece of paper can be folded in half  more  than seven (7)  times.

Donkeys kill  more people annually than  plane crashes.

You  burn more calories sleeping than you do watching  television.  

Oak  trees do not produce acorns  until  they are fifty (50) years of age or  older.  

The first product to  have a bar code  was  Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts  is the only king  WITHOUT  A MOUSTACHE  

American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by  eliminating one (1) olive  from  each salad served in  first-class.

Venus

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:




You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. The best way to do housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of scientific evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite