A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared
> everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets
> from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the
> top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask
> her about.
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> For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
> the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
> recover.
>
> In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe
> box and took it to his wife's bedside.
>
> She agreed

A Woman's Little Instruction Book

• f you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

  Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.

Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

A man who can dress himself without

* Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother.

* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.

* She has a thicker mustache than you.

* When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions.

* You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole.

* Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system.

* You walk away from her front door with the roses you got her shoved