Blog - Some Puns for the day

If you can laugh at any of these then i have achieved my goal for the day!

have a good one,

Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.

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"Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.

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"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).

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Take it easy

Ricky.