Thursday Thirteen

Blogging is quite addictive. I found this list which originated from an American columnist;

1. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.”

2. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

4. You should not confuse your career with your life.

5. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

6. Never lick a steak knife.

7. One of the most destructive forces in the universe is gossip.

8. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

9. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

11. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, it that, deep inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers.

11. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

12. Your friends love you anyway.

13. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes; and it’s up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. (Don't blame me I didn't write it, it was a bloke)