Blondie set my bush on fire!!!

Dear Mr Blogman

 This weekend we had so much fun.  Blondie came down to stay with me because she was feeling very depressed and needed desperately to get away.

I met her off the train on sat morning and from then on.....we had such a scream, we cheered each other up.

Started on sex on the beach at about 5pm (cocktails  by the way) before anyone thinks we went down to the local beach and attacked the yocal locals lol.

Ate dinner....pan fried duck breast, flambed in brandy with an orange sauce with creamy mash and julianne carrots with peas and orange butter, washed down with plenty of red wine.

Strange men appeared out of nowhere wearing dresses and told Blondie to show them her tits!!  They were off on a birthday do to Newquay.

Had a firework display and Blondie managed to set fire to my bush, policeman dropped by and we dosed him up with a cup of tea laced with sleeping tabs then cooked him breakfast in morning and waved him off.

Gig on the Green at Malpas Park in Truro...Blondie was very worried becuase it was raining and was terrified that her hair may go frizzy and refused to come out from under the umbrella.  Shared 2 pewters of Pimms got very wet and muddy, Blondie was tottering about in her heels as she doesnt wear anything else but heels....it was in a muddy wet field for gods sake.  A policeman commented on our way in that she may sink in field.

Looked into every car wing mirror to check lipstick lol!!

She couldnt understand where the river had gone on the way to gig and knows nothing about tides....typical townie i said!!!    But she is lovely, great girl and I missed her as soon as she got on the train.

Gaza was great in keeping us entertained on the phone and were all you wiki people as have 2 lappies here so were able to keep in contact.

Bumped into strange men again, this time dresses removed and wearing normal clothes.

Ended up in a lovely restaurant opposite Malpas Park and got talking to 5 gay men, joined their table and had a total laugh, have been invited to Cornish pride, which is a gay festival on 23rd August in Truro so blondie is coming to stay again for that.

On a more serious note we did get blondie sorted out for her divorce as she couldnt find a solicitor where she lives so mine is handling her divorce now.

Cant think of anything else to add at moment but it was a mad weekend and a very enjoyable one and cant wait for Blondie`s next visit and more enetrtainment.

Saffy