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Jun 25

2008

The Oldest Profession

Posted by legallyblondetoo in jokes and humour

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

The doctor took his turn first: "Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer smiled and replied "Ah, but before that, God created the heavens and the earth from chaos, all in less than a week. You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine."

The lawyer smirked and said:

"But who do you think created the chaos?"

LB2...Mwah!

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rosiegirl said:

June 25, 2008
		very good!

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Shezi79 said:

June 26, 2008
		Lol LB2, might tell that one tomorrow....

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