As I have had yet another hectic day in the palace my work colleague asked
me to complete his Plenty of Fish Profile.Due to the fact that he
recognises my comedic and literary genius.
So here it is I welcome
your opinions.
Headline LOOKING FOR MY GLEN CLOSE
About you:
Hi I'm Dave,
My life goals are World peace and
looking after lil furry fluffy animals.
I love bunnies and found the
film fatal attraction most distressing!!
I am passing reasonable on
the looks stakes but then it's all relative.
In a line up with
Quasimodo I'm George Clooney!!
In a line up with George Clooney I'm
Quasimodo!!
I work in London in the printing industry and enjoy the
work.
I have a full social life but would like to expand it with some
female company as the fairer sex is rather thin on the ground at work or in
the local,and besides my male mates have a tendency to tell me to feck off
if I ask them for a romantic meal for two!!
I have two daughters and
had been married 20 years prior to my
separation last year.
So all round am just a normal single working bloke looking for some
enjoyable female companionship and friendship.
Just dipping my toe
back into this dating scene, which seems now thanks to the wonder of
technology to have migrated to a keyboard rather than old fashioned methods
of trying to score a snog at the end of the disco on the slow dances after
10 pints of lager back in the day.
So if any of you ladies out there
fancy the excrutiatingly awkward experience of meeting up for the first
time I'm your man, because I have the money back option of you can do a
bunk out of the toilet window if you're not completely satisfied in the
first five minutes!
Apparently I have to put summit unique about
me.............my photo is not 10 years out of date!!!!
I look forward
to hearing from you.
All the best
HIS Royal Hawayness
Working hard to see the country through this double dip recession
Forum 
England and Wales 
