rubytuesday
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Ebay listing... 8 Months ago
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A rather unusual item description for this ebay listing for a satnav... You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
This was my
wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand
Camels...
The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from
TomTom, with an internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD
Card, and had full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.
I
bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago,
before she met Nigel with the Little P***s, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the
street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels
door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...
Her infidelity was
discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while waiting, I was
tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent journeys had all
been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's
address to one in a town far far away...
My wife bless her
treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything amiss until she was
driving East along the M4.
She then tried to act all innocent and
lying through her cherry red venemous snake lips, asked if I could sort out
her beloved TomTom as something was terribly wrong with it: when she used
it to drive to her sisters it took her along the M4.
I presume her
sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
With the anger of the
betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and anger caused me to
accidently delete all the files from the internal drive instead...
Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was
coloured blue with profanity...
I find it difficult to believe her
claims that this is all my fault...
I wasn't the one getting lost
while travelling to Pencil D*ck Nigel's house...
After much
arguing she has decided her future lies in the squallor of Nigel's
cockroach infested hovell...
Good luck to them both... may the ten
plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed...
I now
have her TomTom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the software, and
really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying, heartless,
creature of the night.
All the other accessories are still in her car,
so I hope they are happy living at Nigels together.
Therefore
this auction is just for the TomTom Go 700 itself...
I'm sure
someone somewhere can make this work...
As an after
thought...
There is no returns for this...I really don't want it
back...
The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all
proceeds will go to taking me out on a bloody good night with copious
amounts of alcahol, wine, women, and song...and if the price is
right...maybe a curry to boot...
So please bid with confidence
that all proceeds are for a very worthy cause...
Good Luck
Oh and Postage is for UK only So anywhere else contact me for a price to
anywhere else...
On 24-Sep-11 at 10:56:51 BST,
seller added the following information:
Warning Warning Warning
Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning!!!!
Saturday 24
Septenber 2001
Hi everyone...
Well what can I say
!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you all doesn't even come close....
eBay have flagged this listing as contrary to their policies !
Although they have not removed it... they with-hold the right to do
so...
eBay doesn't allow the use of profanity or vulgar language
on the site. This includes language that is racist, hateful, sexual or
obscene in nature
If the profane words are part of a title for the
item being sold, we allow sellers to 'blurb' out the bulk of the offending
word with asterisks (i.e., s*** or f***)
Please Please Please
bear this in mind....with your messages
Any messages that are
contrary to eBay's policies cannot therefore be listed
As this might
cause the listing to be removed
Thanks.....
I
am trying to answer all your messages but they arrive faster than I can
write....
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ldg
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Re:Ebay listing... 8 Months ago
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Priceless!  |
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scaryclairie
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Re:Ebay listing... 8 Months ago
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Just loved it! Bet he gets a date out of it too from some female trying to
make him feel better!¬
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lovestinks
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already separated
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Re:Ebay listing... 7 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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ROFL  I'd take him on a date any day, love a sense of
humour! Go with that revenge is what I say! ROFL again. |
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'Ultimately, our progress, our growth, and our happiness come from our ability to look within ourselves and ask the important questions.'
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gingerandrews
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applicant in divorce
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Re:Ebay listing... 6 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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I had as Nigel once with the same ED issues. And it was my fault apparently
which is why he use to have to hurt me to make it work! go figure, at least
I am pain free now.  Maybe she was visiting mine. |
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