Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you
are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't
notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it
if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents
never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog;
they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing
when you're drunk...
8. Dogs like to go hunting, fishing and
don’t mind spending the whole day with you in front of the TV.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
another dog?"
10. A dog will wear a studded collar without
calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you,
they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
12. Dogs
like to ride in the back of a pickup truck and don’t care how much money
you have.
To test this theory:
Lock
your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see
who's happiest to see you.
PS.
I didn't
write these, I'm just passing them on
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