Fat Fighters Diet with Haway

Thats a lot of weight to lose, Stuka - I hope you are eating properly now?

In the 12 months following my separation, I lost over a third of my body weight (about 6 stone in total) however my love of chocolate has since seen me put on some of that weight and am now a healthy weight.

Losing too much weight too quickly is unhealthy, and has kinds of ramifications. When I was really thin, I thought I looked fab - but everyone else thought I looked ill and looking back at some of the photos, I have to admit that I looked dreadful.

Now that Ive mentioned chocolate, I quite fancy some for breakfast

chocolate for breakfast

reminds me of "budget" camping holidays
no tent, but mars bars all round

thanks Rube, am eating 'normally', but think plus du biere may have yoyo'd me somewhat

Ive passed on the chocolate for breakie (couldn't find any in the house )

Im trying to be good and loose a few pounds, Ive found using the Wii Fit beneficial as well as having a glass of water when I think Im hungry (we often mistake thirst for hunger).

Hello fellow Fatties and bonne Noel,

I've just returned from my extended holiday at signor El Francos pleasure in viva Sunny bloody Espana.
I dunno some trumped up charge about fraud.
HONESTLY I ASK YA you wanna see what them Dagos have taken the EU for and they worry about me misappropriating a few pesetas from the spanish fat fighters fund.

Well I've noticed there's currently a whole new bunch of depressed divorcees to fleece(I meant help)one door shuts another one opens
Right all you depressed divorcees don't sith there stuffing your fat faces over chrimbo comfort eating.
Stay away from DE Chrimbo cake, stop stuffing them mince pies and.Oi you fatty you look like Henry the 8th already no need for the turkey leg to authenticate the look.
No remember what you all need to do is subscribe to the wonderful world of Wiki Chrimbo fat fighters.Sub­script­ion is a very reasonable £520 per annum(well I've gotta do summit to raise the money back the Spanish govt confiscated.)
No for a quick dietary tip if you sad divorced comfort eating fatties wanna lose £10 this next week (I meant 10Lb) just send me a cheque to HAWYJORIE DAWES Po Box I live on a park bench in Bromley.Kent.
On reciept of this I'll send u our supreme xmas turkey fat fighters dinners.Yes it's nutritionally balanced zero calorie DUST.
The secret is that makes it so yummy and crimboish is it's DUST from Bernard Matthews turkey farm.Well we had to do summit with his ashes didn't we luvs.
So remember fatties noone really wants to look like Santa and Mrs Claus they're far too morbidly obese.So pay me today cash preferably and you can have the best xmas ever.
Remember cash is for life not just for christmas.
Good luck fatties and remember keep on fighting!!!

Haway

Strategic timing, pal!

pssst!
you might not get so many xmas cards next year

You really do have a way with words! I am virtually speechless! You know how to cheer people up. Thank you.

Hawayinamanger...

Fortunately it's a well know fact that if you cut through Christmas pudding, cake and mince pies before eating the calories fall out, making them virtually calorie-free.

Cheers,

Mitchum